Deadbeat dad.  Hot ex-wife.  Spoiled, over-cutsified children.   Ex-wife’s dorky new boyfriend. Completely and utterly unrealistic dumb luck. Greedy, stupid bureaucrats. Cheesy Russian accents.

Death. Destruction. Earthquakes. Fire. Tsunamis. Arctic cold.  Book of Genesis. Noah’s Ark rehashed.


Get it over with:  Take a bottle of pills, wash it down with Jack and slash your wrists.  Smoke ’em if you’ve got ’em.

By the Numbers

Many Americans felt the exact same way since the movie only grossed $164,105,050 at the box office.  The rest of the world loved it.  Worldwide gross was $600,700,000.

I think they’re trying to tell us something.


3 Responses to 2012

  1. lena says:

    If I reviewed this one I might have used the exact same tone. I honestly don’t know anyone who would like it that much.

  2. doctorcrankenstein says:

    If you are looking for a movie with a good quality coherent storyline then keep walking.

    If you are looking to walk into a movie theatre and sit back and go OOH-AAH-WOW at explosions for a little over 2 hours, you’re in the right place.

  3. […] not the kind seen in the movie 2012, or any of the other completely overblown, ridiculous ramblings that television news on the east […]

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