Deadbeat dad. Hot ex-wife. Spoiled, over-cutsified children. Ex-wife’s dorky new boyfriend. Completely and utterly unrealistic dumb luck. Greedy, stupid bureaucrats. Cheesy Russian accents.
Death. Destruction. Earthquakes. Fire. Tsunamis. Arctic cold. Book of Genesis. Noah’s Ark rehashed.
Get it over with: Take a bottle of pills, wash it down with Jack and slash your wrists. Smoke ’em if you’ve got ’em.
By the Numbers
Many Americans felt the exact same way since the movie only grossed $164,105,050 at the box office. The rest of the world loved it. Worldwide gross was $600,700,000.
I think they’re trying to tell us something.